A bird that wakes up every morning and chooses violence until it sleeps.

A modern form of communication where important things get lost in the junk and junk things pile up as important things.

A government system in which you get to vote for representatives (instead of clowns like in democracy) who promise to act on your behalf but usually end up acting on their own behalf, while you spend the rest of the time wondering if they were just clowns in suits all along and if you are the bigger clown. Oh, you also get an actual president with this one!

A harsh, discordant mixture of sounds. Like a toddler’s birthday party held in a steel drums factory.

The invisible force that's stronger than love, gravity, and family bonds that connects your computer and phone to the internet.