Honest definitions from work and life

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  • Meeting

    noun

    A necessary evil where people with nothing to say gather to say nothing, making you wish you were stuck in traffic at noon with a broken air conditioner instead.

    Glen (texting his friend while on mute in a meeting): "Dude, I’m not even needed in this meeting!"
    Abhijit: "Haha, tell me about it."
    Glen: "Seriously, this meeting is torture. I'd rather be stuck in traffic with a broken AC than listen to this."
    Abhijit: "Yeah, well, I'm actually stuck in traffic and listening to this torture! So... 🥲"

    geekswipe on July 27, 2024

  • Bed

    noun

    A fluffy, cozy place made of cotton, foam, springs, and all things nice for humans to rejuvenate themselves.

    When the bed turns into your office, your dining table, and your crying spot, you know life is happening!

    geekswipe on September 5, 2024

  • Goose

    noun

    A bird that wakes up every morning and chooses violence until it sleeps.

    geekswipe on August 2, 2024

  • Email

    noun

    A modern form of communication where important things get lost in the junk and junk things pile up as important things.

    “Did you get my email?”
    “Yes, and 50 others just like it. Calm down!”

    geekswipe on July 27, 2024