• Developer

    noun

    An overworked professional who attends meetings ... and writes code in their spare time.


    PM: "Are we releasing this today?"
    Dev: "Nope. I'm stuck in a meeting!"
    PM: "About what?"
    Dev: "Complaining about the emails I didn’t have time to read because of meetings."


    karthik on August 14, 2024

  • Developer

    noun

    A tech professional whose entire career is just a long-running process with no exit strategy, stuck in a while(true) loop of support tickets and legacy code.

    SuperSaiyan on November 14, 2025

  • Developer

    noun

    A software person with high bandwidth and low latency.

    Alexa277 on August 15, 2024