Globally connected roller coasters operated by the governments, influenced by climates, microorganisms, solar flares, asteroids, the Suez Canal, and auditors, where everyone like you and me are strapped in, eyes closed, and screaming about our life savings while trying to convince each other it’s all part of the fun.

A period in the stock market when your significant other, friend, neighbour, mom, dad, hair stylist, his assistant, colleague, and even those five strangers you chat with in your daily commute suddenly see you as a genius in global economics and ask you for stock tips without you having to drop them first.

A rare and magical few days in the stock market when your stock prices rally, and you finally get to daydream about that Lamborghini, retirement, and all the travel you always wanted.

A scam where elected scums promise to fix everything—roads, healthcare, the economy—but end up siphoning everyone’s salary and giving it to the richest, keeping you broke and distracted with riots, statues, global summits, drone strikes, and expensive war movies you can’t afford.

A word you forgot existed until you magically have the letters Q and I in a Scrabble game where you proceed to desperately claim it with no shame.