• Bull market

    noun

    A period in the stock market when your significant other, friend, neighbour, mom, dad, hair stylist, his assistant, colleague, and even those five strangers you chat with in your daily commute suddenly see you as a genius in global economics and ask you for stock tips without you having to drop them first.

    karthik on July 27, 2024

  • Bull market

    noun

    A rare and magical few days in the stock market when your stock prices rally, and you finally get to daydream about that Lamborghini, retirement, and all the travel you always wanted.


    Bull market: "I got you brother! Your early retirement is early!"
    Government entered the chat
    Government added Inflation and Capital gains tax to the chat
    Bear market: is typing …


    karthik on July 27, 2024