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• Passive-aggressive

  adjective

  The art of weaponizing politeness with the precision of a drone strike.

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  “Love how you tried to make that PowerPoint on your own! Really shows… courage.”

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  scomberry on July 21, 2025

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• Hot Mic

  noun

  A microphone that is still ON while you’re very much OFF. Often the last sound heard before an anchor's career change.

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  Mac: “Will, the mic was hot. Which means so is our legal department. I suggest flowers and a very expensive fruit basket.”

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  scomberry on July 21, 2025

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• Networking

  noun

  The subtle act of pretending to care about strangers until one of them gets you a job.

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  Your LinkedIn profile!

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  scomberry on July 21, 2025

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• Anchor

  noun

  A journalist who reads the news, asks the questions, and occasionally confuses being loud with being right.

  scomberry on July 21, 2025

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