• Agile

    adjective

    A sacred cult ritual created and followed by software engineers and professionals where they practice changing their minds about everything every two weeks, convincing product managers, spouses, deities, and even the devil himself that it's all part of a grand master plan and not utter chaos.


    Terry: "Why do you cry often?"
    Jimmy: "Our team was using Agile."
    Terry: "You stopped being Agile now?"
    Jimmy (breaking down in tears): "No, we're scaled Agile now!"


    karthik on July 27, 2024