Honest definitions from work and life

  • Democracy

    noun

    A government system where you get to vote and elect the least ridiculous from a lineup of clowns every few years, then spend the rest of the time complaining about taxes and prices, slowly realising who the real clown is, until it's time to do the same thing all over again.

    Son: "I finally voted. Loving democracy! What next?"
    Dad: "Pay tax and cry!"
    Mom (glares at Dad): "Honey!?"
    Dad: "What?"
    Mom: "You forgot the part where he should pretend it made any difference!"

    karthik on July 27, 2024