Honest definitions from work and life

  • Project manager

    noun

    A professional in an organization skilled in planning a project down to the last detail, executing it flawlessly, and blaming every delay, bug, and coffee stain on their tee on the product manager.

    Product marketer: "Why is the project behind schedule again?"
    Project manager: "The creep in the product team is creeping scope into the project."
    Product marketer: "Creep? You mean the product manager?"
    Project manager: "Yeah!"
    Boss: "What's that stain on your shirt?"
    Project manager: "It's the product manager! I was waiting for his email, lost my patience, and spilled my coffee!"

    karthik on August 15, 2024