• Scrum master

    noun

    An oxygen-thieving scum in a software company that just writes emails, makes delivery reports, schedules pointless meetings, has the Agile manifesto tattooed in the back, with a mastery in the art of micromanagement.


    Scrum Master from Project A: "Welcome, everyone. Today’s agenda is to align on our project dependencies."
    Scrum Master from Project B: "And what do we call this meeting?"
    Scrum Master from Project A: "Scrum of Scrums!"
    Developer: "Perfect! A meeting about meetings. Can’t wait!"


    flamingo on August 2, 2024