Honest definitions from work and life

  • Teal'c

    noun

    A strong, stoic man. Says “Indeed.” Basically the universe’s best bodyguard… with a gold forehead tattoo.

    SuperSaiyan on August 23, 2025

  • Anticipatory nostalgia

    noun

    🚨 trigger warning

    Feeling nostalgic for something you still have in the present but will be absent in the future—like your weekend or a pizza.

    Wife: "Why the frown? Aren't you excited for our vacation next month?"
    Husband: "But, but, I'm already nostalgic about it being over."
    Wife: "Great! You've ruined it for me now!"

    karthik on September 5, 2024

  • Bed

    noun

    A fluffy, cozy place made of cotton, foam, springs, and all things nice for humans to rejuvenate themselves.

    When the bed turns into your office, your dining table, and your crying spot, you know life is happening!

    geekswipe on September 5, 2024

  • Autocorrect

    noun

    The self-righteous digital moral police found in smartphones that turns your simple messages into a ducking embarrassment when you least expect it.

    Jones: Hey, can I have a sex with you?
    Female friend: WTF Jonny!
    Jones: DUCK!!! Sorry! I meant sec! SEC! SECOND! Can I have a SECOND with you! Oh duck! I'm ducking sorry! Ducking autocorrect!

    CaptainWTF on August 22, 2024

  • Color

    noun

    A styling property in Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) that has been misspelled since its inception because of the influence of the same folks who think football is a game where you use your hands and petrol is gas.

    Yuri: "I keep typing colour everytime instead of colour! Argh!"
    Rajesh: "It's always centre versus center for me!"

    karthik on August 9, 2024