• Autocorrect

    noun

    A stupid piece of intelligent software in a phone that’s supposed to finish your sentences and correct grammatical errors and misspelled words but often goes berserk and turns perfectly fine words into awkward disasters.


    Manager: "Were you drunk last night?"
    Kelly: "Eh? No, why?"
    Manager: "You sent 'best retards' instead of 'best regards' to our clients."
    Kelly: "Permission to hit my head hard on this desk?"
    Manager: "Granted!"


    karthik on August 28, 2024

  • Autocorrect

    noun

    The self-righteous digital moral police found in smartphones that turns your simple messages into a ducking embarrassment when you least expect it.


    Jones: Hey, can I have a sex with you?
    Female friend: WTF Jonny!
    Jones: DUCK!!! Sorry! I meant sec! SEC! SECOND! Can I have a SECOND with you! Oh duck! I'm ducking sorry! Ducking autocorrect!


    CaptainWTF on August 22, 2024