• Autocorrect

  noun

  A stupid piece of intelligent software in a phone that’s supposed to finish your sentences and correct grammatical errors and misspelled words but often goes berserk and turns perfectly fine words into awkward disasters.

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  Manager: "Were you drunk last night?"
  Kelly: "Eh? No, why?"
  Manager: "You sent 'best retards' instead of 'best regards' to our clients."
  Kelly: "Permission to hit my head hard on this desk?"
  Manager: "Granted!"

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  karthik on August 28, 2024

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