• Human

  noun

  Monkey that turned intelligent through evolutionary pressure and is now doomed to vote, work 9 to 5, open, stare, and close a screen, open, stare, and close the fridge, eat, love if lucky, hate if unlucky, sleep and dream if lucky, stare at the ceiling if unlucky, and repeat.

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  Humans say they want happiness but spend their lives chasing whatever lights up their brain for five seconds.

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  CaptainWTF on September 8, 2024

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