• Onboarding

    noun

    The corporate ritual of putting a new hire through a survival course where they are bombarded with presentations, a dictionary's worth of company jargon, namesake unskippable compliance videos, and complicated expense filing steps, typically ending with a request to pretend on LinkedIn to be excited about the new water bottle.


    HR: (on slack at 10 PM) Don't forget to post about your onboarding experience and exciting journey on LinkedIn. Let me know if you need any templates. 🙂


    CaptainWTF on August 17, 2024